15 really gross sex acts you probably didn’t know existed
So, you think you’re a freak in bed? Well, here are 15 really gross sex acts that makes crazy, freaky sex seem like a boring production.
Sex is beautiful. It’s romantic, sensual, natural, and, for some, it’s even spiritual. There’s nothing to compare to the feeling of two bodies being intertwined, their souls colliding in a sensual act of love… But wait, there are some gross sex acts out there.
Don’t believe us? Well, we rounded up some of the top gross sex acts. Just read these really gross sex acts *cringe till your toes curl beyond control* and forget all about them. Don’t even think of trying these acts in real life because, well, they’re too f*cking gross. Seriously!
This is a rather tame and doable gross sex act for some, and as Urban Dictionary defines it, a Mexican Pancake is when a man cums on a woman’s face, lets it dry like a mask, and then peels it off and feeds it to her.
If you want to go tribal and ritualistic with your girl, you can do the Lion King. This is when you have sex with your girl, pull out your dick before you ejaculate, and jack off with your own hand. Then, have your girl kneel in front of you and with your thumb, smear your sperm across her forehead and christen her as “Simba.”
“If you want a girl to laugh in the bedroom, you should try doing the Lion King on her. It worked on me. She stopped dating me afterwards though.” This is when you eat out a girl infected with syphilis, and she queefs *read: vagina fart*, causing green liquid or pus to ooze out of her vagina and into your mouth. And because this is extremely sickening, you’ll vomit all over her vagina, but still continue to eat her out— pus, vomit, and all. READ MORE…