10 reasons why girls with big butts are awesome
I am obsessed with big butts. They’re just so pretty to look at. The fact that I don’t have a big butt is making me very sad. When I feel like messing with my friends or family, I tell them that I’m saving money to get butt implants. They lecture me for hours and I just sit there and laugh in my head because I get them every time… I’ve actually done some research and found out that having a big butt is amazing for more than one reason. So here are 10 reasons why girls with big butts are awesome.
An Oxford university study has shown that women with big butts are more intelligent than women with flat butts. Scientists are actually getting paid for this, it’s amazing. Best job ever?
That same Oxford University study found that women with big butts are not ONLY smarter than women with flat butts, but also give birth to smarter children. Butt fat is high in Omega 3 fatty acids, which is responsible for baby’s brain development.
Science has spoken: men are extremely attracted to the lower spine curvature that women with big butts have. There’s a scientific explanation behind this phenomenon. Booty spine curvature ensures a smooth and healthy pregnancy… so it all comes down to basic procreation instincts. READ MORE…